It all began on the 6 day of the 6 month on 2006. I was serching loSt episodes when I found a donut I ate the donut then continued serching. I found a video which I downloaded becuse it came with a free shotgun. When I started it the most horrifying thing happened. A terrifying song came with ponies it was about friendship and it made me want to end my misery so I got out my gun and aimed it at my head. Luckily static came for a minute so I didn't do it. When the static stopped it showed ponies walking to a ship only saying frendship. I heard sounds behind me so I looked behind me. To my Surprise my house's window was opened and there were 5 fat guys in my house with no pants. I looked in horror as they swiftly shaked there hands so I got out the shotgun and shot them. Weirdly the fat absorbed the bullets so I ran outside and used a nuke so the fat guys would be gone. There flab went flying out of the house and reformed in to ponies with sharp teeth. I moved to a different house and continued watching the terrifying video.
This time the ponies made a rainbow pentagram and said something about summoning their dark lord and conquering the world. I looked behind me and I saw a pink pony with hooves covered in blood. The pony grabbed my shotgun and shot me twice in the sack. When I woke up I was in a hospital covered with bandages. I took off the bandages and I realised I had become a shrek so I ran out of the hospiral screaming. Everywhere I looked Cyborg ponies were killing humans. I decided to kill a ninja turtle and pretend I was him so I lived in the sewers for the rest of my life ocaisionally I would eat mikelangelo's body.